Okay, Let’s Talk Green Smoothies…
Right, confession time. I used to be SO intimidated by green smoothies. They just looked… aggressively healthy? And maybe a bit like pond water if I’m being honest. My first few attempts tasted vaguely of lawn clippings (yikes!). But then I stumbled upon this combo, fiddled with it loads, and now? Now I actually *crave* this delicious healthy green smoothie. Seriously! It’s my go to when I feel like I need a bit of a reset, or honestly, just when I haven’t planned breakfast properly, which happens more often than I’d like to admit haha.
Why I Reckon You’ll Like This One Too
I whip this up probably 3-4 times a week. Why? Well…
- It’s ridiculously fast. Like, less than 5 minutes form grabbing stuff to sipping. Perfect for chaotic mornings.
- It actually tastes GOOD. Not just ‘healthy good’, but genuinely yummy. The fruit balances out the spinach perfectly.
- My body just feels happier afterwards? Maybe it’s psychosomatic, but I feel proper energised! (Unlike that time I tried adding raw kale… let’s just not talk about that.)
- It’s super flexible. Don’t have exactly what’s listed? Chuck something else in! It’s hard to mess up *too* badly.
What You’ll Need (My Usual Combo)
- Spinach: A big ol’ handful. Honestly, I just grab a bunch; maybe 1 to 1.5 cups loosely packed? Fresh works best, obviously.
- Banana: 1 medium banana, preferably frozen. Makes it creamier! If its not frozen, chuck in a few ice cubes.
- Apple: Half an apple, cored. Any kind works, I usually use whatever’s looking a bit sad in the fruit bowl. Gala or Fuji are nice and sweet.
- Chia Seeds: 1 tablespoon. Good for thickness and sneaky nutrients. Sometimes I use flax seeds instead if I’m out of chia.
- Ginger: A small knob, like maybe 1/2 inch? Peel it first. I love the zing, but go easy if you’re not sure.
- Liquid: About 1 cup. Water is totally fine! Sometimes I use unsweetened almond milk or coconut water if I’m feeling fancy. Start with a bit less, you can always add more.
- Optional Sweetness Boost: If your fruit isn’t super ripe, maybe a teaspoon of maple syrup or a date (pit removed!). I usually find the banana and apple are enough though.
How to Whizz It Up
- Liquids First! Seriously, pour your water or milk into the blender first. Trust me on this one, it helps everything blend smoothly instead of the blades just spinning sadly in the air. Learned that the hard way.
- Layer It Up: Add the spinach next, then the apple, ginger, and chia seeds.
- Banana on Top: Pop the frozen banana (or fresh banana + ice) in last. Seems to help weigh things down.
- Blend! Lid on tight (another lesson learned the messy way…), start on low, then gradually increase the speed. Blend until it’s smooth and creamy. This might take 30 seconds in a fancy blender, or a minute or two in an older one. Don’t worry if it looks a bit speckly green – that’s normal! This is where I usually sneak a taste to see if it needs more liquid or anything.
- Adjust if Needed: Too thick? Add a splash more liquid. Too thin? Maybe half a dozen more spinach leaves or a few more bits of frozen banana if you have them. Not zingy enough? Tiny bit more ginger (go easy!).
- Pour and Enjoy: Pour it into your favourite glass and drink up!
It’s funny how something so simple can feel like such a win, right? Like conquering a tiny bit of the day before it even really starts. Also, my blender sounds like a jet engine taking off, which always wakes everyone up anyway… might as well get some vitamins out of it! Anyone else have a ridiculously loud blender? Consumer Reports always has decent reviews if you’re in the market, though mine is ancient.
Little Notes From My Kitchen
- Freezing the banana is KEY for that creamy, thick texture without needing ice (which can water it down). I just peel ripe bananas, break them in half, and pop them in a freezer bag.
- Don’t be scared of the spinach! You honestly won’t taste it much, especially with the banana and apple. It just adds goodness and that vibrant colour. I usually buy the big bags of prewashed baby spinach, makes life easier. Something like the ones from Earthbound Farm are pretty reliable.
- Wash your produce, even if it says prewashed. Better safe than sorry, yeah?
- If your blender is struggling, blend in pulses and scrape down the sides if needed. Adding a bit more liquid often helps too.

Fun Variations I’ve Tried (and One Fail)
- Tropical Twist: Swap the apple for half a cup of frozen mango or pineapple. Delish!
- Creamy Dream: Add a tablespoon of almond butter or a quarter of an avocado. Makes it super rich and filling.
- Berry Blast: Chuck in half a cup of mixed berries (frozen works great) instead of the apple. Might need a touch more sweetness then.
- The Fail: Okay, so I once tried adding protein powder… vanilla flavour. It just tasted… weirdly artificial and chalky with the ginger. Not my fave. Maybe unflavoured would be better, but I haven’t been brave enough to try again!
What Blender Do You Need?
Honestly, any blender *can* work. A high powered one like a Vitamix or Blendtec will make it smoother, faster. But my old trusty Oster managed for years! You might just need to blend a bit longer, maybe add a fraction more liquid, or chop the apple smaller first. Don’t let not having a fancy blender stop you.
Storing Leftovers (If Any!)
This delicious healthy green smoothie is definitely best enjoyed fresh. The colour can get a bit weird, and it separates over time. But, if you *do* have leftovers, pop them in an airtight jar or container in the fridge. Give it a good shake or stir before drinking. It’ll probably be okay for the next morning’s breakfast? Though honestly, in my house it never lasts more than about 10 minutes!
How We Drink It
Usually straight up in a tall glass. Sometimes, if I’m feeling fancy or want it to feel more like a ‘meal’, I’ll pour it into a bowl and sprinkle some granola or extra chia seeds on top. My daughter likes hers with a colourful reusable straw, obviously.

Pro Tips (Learned the Hard Way)
- Liquid First, Always: I know I said it before, but seriously. Prevent that annoying air pocket under the blades! I once tried adding frozen fruit first and nearly burned out the motor. Oops.
- Taste and Adjust: Don’t just blend and pour. Taste it! Maybe it needs more banana for sweetness, or more ginger for zing, or more water cause it’s like concrete.
- Don’t Overfill: Leave some space at the top of the blender jug. Especially if blending things that expand a bit. Smoothie explosions are… not fun to clean up.
Quick FAQs (Things People Ask Me)
Can I use kale instead of spinach?
You totally can! Kale has a stronger flavour though, so maybe start with a smaller amount or use baby kale which is milder. And make sure to remove the tough stems!
Is it really filling enough for breakfast?
For me, usually yes! The banana and chia seeds add some staying power. If you need more oomph, adding that scoop of almond butter or avocado (see Variations) really helps make it more substantial.
My smoothie is always too bitter?
Hmm, could be a few things. Make sure your spinach is fresh? Older spinach can get bitter. Or maybe ease up on the ginger? Or add that optional date or bit of maple syrup, or use a sweeter fruit like mango instead of apple.
Can I make it ahead of time?
You *can*… but I find it tastes way better fresh. If you want to save time, you could pre portion the spinach, fruit, and chia seeds into freezer bags. Then just dump a bag into the blender, add liquid, and go!
Hope you give this delicious healthy green smoothie a go! Let me know what you think.